After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network all those centuries ago.
Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters and shortly after headlines in the U.K. Newpapers read,"English archeologists have found traces of 2,000 year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."
One week later, Israeli newpapers reported the following, "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, scientists had found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, concluded that 5,000 years ago Jews were already using wireless technology."
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
Not the kind of Jewish joke I expected.
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